Sophisticated Spirit Prints

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Wine Lady

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Bryan Ferry

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

"I detect an accent – money?"

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Cocktails and Peacocks

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

Rape of the Lock- The Barge

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"Finally - a faith-based initiative I can embrace."

'There's nothing wrong with being highbrow.'

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

'this sommelier is an insufferable snob! - I'm looking for a wine that screams 'discreet discernment'.'

"We were into things, but now we're into experiences."

Vincenzo Bellini

If you do not understand this, then you cannot be rich enough.

'You're suppposed to put me on a pedestal!'

The tentative professor in Ireland - Marjorie is stumped by the variety of shillelagh

Man with Watch as Eye-patch