Sophisticated Feline Aficionado Prints

"I wear my elitism lightly."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

The practical psychopath

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"Now this I get."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

'What's that humming sound?'

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

Funky Facts: Cats

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"So who is this First pet?"

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'