Songwriting Savant Mugs

'The music business.'

"I wrote a song, but it's not finished. You wanna hear it?"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Lennon and McCartney.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"This next one's another oldie."

George Michael

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That is an outrageous slur."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Michael Jackson

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

New music conference

Bryan Ferry

Guitar Man.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Bashful in Nashville

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."