Songbird Soul Mugs

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

"...that's the way, aha aha I like it, aha aha....!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Guitar Man.

A woman playing a keyboard

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Have I told you lately that I love you

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Busking during a pandemic

Festive squad

'Oh, I hate when this happens! What do you do when you get a song stuck in your head?'

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Aimee Mann

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Button up your overcoat.

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Trumpet and birds

Musician

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"…'Hey, Mr Tally man, Tally me banana' …when I first heard that song I knew I had to be and accountant."

Memories Of Lauren Bacall