Song And Drama Enthusiast Pillows

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Falstaff

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Scarpia from Tosca

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Two Rages Passing in the Night

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Scarpia's Palace

Midsummer Night's Dream

Friedrich Schiller

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

Tosca stabs Scarpia

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

"Young Montague's full of himself."