Sombrero Collector Pillows

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

Mexican Dog

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Fridge Magnets/Military Medals

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Baby face

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"It's the battering classes"

Museum.

A Real Pinata Surprise

Tin Man Visits New York

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"Travellin' through?"

Army Man Playset 2020

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Self raising Lazarus.

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Replica Football Merchandise

Monster Souvenir