Solver Of Financial Mysteries Mugs

'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'

Barks in code.

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"True crime meets reality TV"

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

"Homes on Holmes"

'I don't know officer: They all look alike to me...'

Archaeologists discover a football

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'If nobody has any money, where did it all go?'