Solo Dining Advocate Mugs

"The booths are for parties of four or more."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"This smart home doesn't come with a formal dining room. It has an informal dining room, so it will call you by your first names instead of using Mr. or Mrs."

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

"I don't even have a relationship with a bank."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Toilet door. Table for one!

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

Eating Alone

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"

Dining Alone

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

Reserved

"Will you be dining with others tonight, or just the company of your smartphone?"

"I'll have the lonely bastard platter for one please!"

'I find I get much better service when I use a $100 bill instead of a napkin.'

'You may hang up if you want. I just don't want to eat alone in public without a cell phone in my hand.'

Schizophrenic's Romantic Interlude.

Lemon Pie Chart

"This wild rice tastes tame."

'Can I help you, Sir?'