Solitary Celebrant Mugs

Christmas with Christo

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Congratulations!

Free love

Speed Dating Disasters

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

Two men toasting

Two grooms cutting a civil union cake...

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"All I know is that some of the best Christmas presents I've ever gotten have come from secular humanists."

'Hey baby - where you been all my lives?'

Closing Laugh Singles Bar

Black Velvet.

"I pronounce you husband and wife of opposite sexes."

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

'New Year's Eve is definitely a time for reflection...and it's usually my face in the punch bowl.'

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

"Will you be our surrogate?"

Wedding Days.

The Year of the Tigger

Christmas party for the home worker

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'

Two grooms dancing.

Christmas cracker goes 'ping' instead of 'bang'.

The PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING ALONE BOAT

Easter Bunny with a Stick and a Carrot.

'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'

55th Birthday

Christmas on your own

Graduation day at Home School.

'He made a Hole in One, and a thousand dollar bet he could keep quiet about it.'