Soldiers Mugs

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."

'There was nothing in the survival training manual about carrying change!'

"..We're going to attempt to commute into London by train."

'Thank you.'

Puss in Bootcamp

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

Beware - Watchdog.

'INN COMING!!'

Laser on rifle spelling out 'bang'.

Topless Bar

'How can you make so many mistakes when there's only 2 option...LEFT or RIGHT?'

Under Attack.

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Oh no! A Portuguese Man of War.'

Military Inteligense.

'I earned this one from Haliburton.'

'Reminds me of Army Boot Camp...'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

Deciding a war by playing football.

'Fix bayonets!'

'We're over quota for medals right now, Sargent, but here's a smiley-face sticker for you.'

Army general with a mobile made of medals.

Shi'ites Hit The Fan.

2011's Person of the Year.

GOP senate refuse to pass veterans jobs bill.

Notice on Castle Door - Please Use Rear Entrance

"I wouldn't sound the alarm yet, sir. The enemy is still about four days march away."

Soldiers in bunker with tip jar

Escalation of Force

"I wasn't around for World War II, but I love reading about it."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

"Request permission for Private Butler and myself to go AWOL, Sir?"

We're Looking for a Few Clumsy Oafs

Super Surge! a.k.a. The Buddy List