Solar Strategist Prints

Protecting batteries from the sun

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Population rocket

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

"One silo is for grain, the other is for the money we save on gas."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"Because of the economic situation they've relaxed the rules."

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Putting money back in to the world economy

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I'm not sure I like your working vacations."

'You won't lose any more money. We're the first fund with a GPS tracking system.'

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

'How did our ‘Get Away From It All' vacation turn into a ‘Take Most Of It With You' long weekend?'

Global Warming Trade Fair: Turning Climate Change Into An Investment Opportunity.

A misery of mole hills

"Here's our environmental audit. . ."

Climate Dirt Summit

BIO TV

Possible Merger Talks

"First, I storyboarded it."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'We've laid it out so that twice a year the sun's rays will penetrate all the way back to the throne and smack him right between the eyes.'

'I want to be the first person to land on the sun.'

Green Bank

What can I say - Global warming enriches my life!

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

God lines up Siding Spring to pot Mars in the middle pocket.

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.