Solar Sorcery Fan Mugs

Lunar Powered Broomstick

Cheeze Wiz.

Hardware and software

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Your're mum's well wicked."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Oceanographer

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

Dairy Potter.

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"I'm hexting."

Magus

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

White Sale

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

Speeding again, Margaret?

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Hammer Drill

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Monster in shape of letter C.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.