Solar Sorcery Fan Mugs

Lunar Powered Broomstick

Hardware and software

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Oceanographer

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

White Sale

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"I'm hexting."

Magus

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

The three witches: locally sourced ingredients.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Speeding again, Margaret?

STRIP Hambone: Computer is a know-it-all

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Hammer Drill

Monster in shape of letter C.

"Ok you there, text me a number, any number..."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."

'What th-! A sail! Folks, it looks like Daredevil Pup has changed his mind!'

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.