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At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'The Questioner'

Chiller Theatre

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Zenemies.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

How life on Earth really got its start.

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'