Solar Power Champion Pillows

Solar-Powered Catnap

Natural Disasters

"I love you too, big guy."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Climate Crisis

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Solar Frankenstein

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Food waste with recycling symbol

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Environment policy.

Deforestation.

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Ecological balance.

Sustainability

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Do you do anything with the old casks?'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Criminal waste of water

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Venice Floods

Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator.

Solar Cars

"Sir, would you take this latest warning of ecological disaster and pooh-pooh it for me?"

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'