Software-rage Survivor Mugs

"This program really isn't user friendly."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Laid off from a dot-com? Ask about our resume-writing software.

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Have Horns Venn

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Please wait while I load up software you'll never use and stick random icons all over the place."

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

Love Hate Computer Relationship

Heck Support.

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

"Here's another good one, some bloke reckons we should pay for software!"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Computer frustration

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'I have repented my new economy ways, will work for money'.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'