Sofa Stylist Mugs

The sofa freshly made up...

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Great British Eccentrics.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"The couch hates me Jane!"

Vivienne Westwood

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'