Sofa Snuggler Mugs

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

A man sleeps on the sofa with his pet lion

A woman lounges topless on a sofa

'Unfortunately, the reality is I now can't live without other people's reality.'

Futons/Futoffs

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Break Shop

Watching telly

Canine Companion

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

'She's just great with the children.'

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Doughboy Dad

Litterary Dogs.

Snooze buttons for cat owners

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

When is he coming home buddy?

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Oh, you nasty sluggard!'

"I hope you remembered to bring something for the dog."

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"How is it you only remember the good times?"

"It's a text from the dog. He needs to go out."

Sun. Rain.

"You're closer. You get it."