Sodium Scaler Prints

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

The Evolution of the Bonus

Career opportunities

Critisize your weight.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

The hour of justice

What your guitar says about you.

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

Woman and sport trainer

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

'When did these start coming with privacy protection?'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

'The IV needs salt.'

'I think it's having a core melt down!'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'You have too much salt in your diet.'

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

"I bought a metric scale. I'll no longer be disappointed with my weight because I won't know what it means."

Salt Mine - Warning: Contains Sodium

"I don't think it matters is you choose metric or imperial."

"I must not eat pies off the path, I must not eat pies off the path..."

'Never Anything on TV...'

"Salt?"

Man with each foot on a set of scales.

'You weigh 14 pints.'

Lot took a small piece of his wife as a keepsake, and because goat meat tended to be bland.

'Arrgh! Two fat ladies!'

"Man does not live by bread alone. Man has been eating a great deal of butter."

Bass scale

'I was sent to calibrate the weights...'

"I knew it was time to diet when I had to binge watch the scale to see how much the needle moved."