Soda Swami Prints

Medium Fries and a Drink

Yoga for Alcoholics

"We won!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

I've been ordering a diet coke here every day for the last year. Do you admit that? Um

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Energy Drinks

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

"The idea is to start a little satellite program of our own...."

Soda $1.00. You drive a hard bargain.

*Sigh* Warm coke.

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

Flower drinking cola.

'Light refreshments now being served'

Iggy Pop

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.