Soda Sipsters Mugs

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I forget to drink."

The last song before the party exploded.

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

Running Latte

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"How do I know if it's fresh?... You asked for 'the soup of the day'. You didn't specify what day."

'Come to order' 'I'll have a burger, hold the mayo, and a large cola.'

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"I'll just have a Diet Coke. I'm in the middle of my novel."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'