Soda Making T-Shirts

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

"We won!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

The Alpha Seltzer

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Make your own bottled water.

"When I was your age, I was a lot older."

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

Orange House of Horrors

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'A wine list? How prosaic. This is our list of lists: beer, wine, single malt scotch, water, soda, cognac...'

"I didn't think our breakup would leave you so crushed."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"These drinks are fun even after you've finished them."

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

"I hate this damn counter and, by the way, you stink."

Man out of order like his coffee machine

Kid to pop vendor: 'Are you fizz Ed?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Man watching a huge T.V., while eating a huge box of snacks and drinking a huge can of soda

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'Don't look now, Kellmyer, But your pants are in material breach.'

"My dad doesn't give me enough credit. He thinks if I watch TV all day long the commercials will influence everything I do."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

Four Weddings and a Funeral and a Bag of Popcorn and a Coke

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'