Sock Organizer Extraordinaire Prints

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Great British Eccentrics.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Flight Socks.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

Christmas Socks

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Can I substitute one of your socks for the baked potato?"

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'He's a sniffer dog-trained to sniff out dope.'

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'