Sociology Fan Mugs

Alcohol and the Fruits of Intemperance

'Did you know women live longer than men?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Notice how the chin has completely evolved away.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Max Weber

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Too much club."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'How can we prevent preganancy? We don't even know what causes it.'

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'You're too aggressive.'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'Number 20 is up. His batting average is 320 and his drug tests are negative.'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"I hate shaking hands with him, he always squeezes as hard as he can!"

August Comte

Pikey and Chav.

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'