Sociocultural Trends Prints

"Fabric softener, chain restaurants, divorce—you millennials are killing everything. I'm impressed."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Dawing your Cellphone

A Macaroni in 1772

Keeping warm.

Fist Bumper Cars

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

All Natural Nothing

Selfie Stick

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"Absolutely not!"

Jarvis Cocker

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

Final words on gravestones.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"