Society Scribe Prints

'How did the facelift go?'

The Rake's Progress - Surrounded by artists and professors.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Oligarchy

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

George Orwell

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

Have you drugged your child today?

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Alexander Pope

Intelligent Sexual Design

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Moral Outrage.

Bleeding flag...

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."