Society's Conscience Mugs

Down and Outs

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Tuesday, 2022

Sportswasher's

'Two Aspirins'...'Brain Tumor'

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Statue of Christopher Columbus

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

"I can't believe he gave our organization such a large donation, especially since we are no longer tax deductible."

Neighbourhood watch with mother

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"Since you have not responded to the emails requesting a donation, I thought I would bring them to you in person."

'Say cheese.'

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"You'd be surprised at how often men still try to show me their penises."

'Levi! Think of the environment!'

"Of course I'm socially engaged! I commented on a story about child labour with a sad emoticon!"

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

'Big Issue,miss?'

Stephen Harper: "Look, I'm glad you asked me about that. Niqab, Niqab, Niqab, Openness. Niqab."

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

'I am so far out of touch with the needy that I don't even know where to find them.'

"I work for a defense company designing monstrous ways to kill people, but one afternoon a year, I volunteer at a soup kitchen to balance the scales."

Record Floods.

Avoiding a Beggar