Society Appreciator Prints

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Final words on gravestones.

Alms Bank

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Sue Perkins

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"I just love your use of lying"

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Mary McCarthy.

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"He works and plays well with others."

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

"Baldo, no one likes being told what to do...but taking direction is a part of life."

Emergency Room Jerk

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

'Aside from the fact that you're green with envy, you're not wearing any green.'

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'