Society Advocate Gifts

EU voting

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Can't even hold signs well.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

'Is that the extent of your work experience, court ordered community service?'

Dove of Peace and Free Speech

Inclusive family code in Cuba

Gun Ego

"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."

'Right...so that's pages 1-6 on 'teenage thus run rampage', 7-9 on 'man sued £25,000 for cleaning neighbours path', the middle spread on...'

An Arm and a Leg.

Progress.

Victim of Sequestration!

"I suppose you're going to rat out your friends?"

"Oh. Well, when you do have food, try to eat balanced meals, okay?"

War and Death.

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

Karl Marx

'Apart from illiteracy, low self esteem, homelessness, poverty and a broken home. I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour!'

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Jeremy Bentham

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of social security privatisation...'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'