Societal Roles Pillows

Ladies of the Creation! - No. IX - The arrest by bailiffs

"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I feel like a 'gatherer' trapped in a 'hunter's' body."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Speed Dating.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'This condo is the height of luxury, The sprinkler system sprays Perrier,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Crocodile Costume

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

'Except...That.'

Gender Symbols

"Ahem."