Societal Roles Pillows

Ladies of the Creation! - No. IX - The arrest by bailiffs

"Mom, Dad, I've been meaning to tell you for a while now...I feel like a 'gatherer' trapped in a 'hunter's' body."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"On the plus side, I finally have a key to the executive washroom."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Speed Dating.

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I still say there are better ways to decide which positions to eliminate!'

"We can still be friends, Roger. I just don't want you to be one of my vice-presidents anymore."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Crocodile Costume

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

"And you call yourself a socially-responsible investment portfolio!"

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

Gender Symbols

"Ahem."

'Except...That.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Avoidance of Situation/Work required to succeed.

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"