Societal Reflector Prints

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Pachyderm insomnia.

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Doubt or Certainy

'You get into arguments even when you talk to yourself ?'

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

The United States of Amazement

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Well, whenever I lose MY sense of identity, I Google myself.

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"I want something more out of this relationship. . . me!"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.