Societal Expectations Critique Prints

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

"I feel like such a failure...I'm almost thirty five and I should be on husband number two, and starting my third career choice by now!"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

Yummy Mummy.

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'

'It kind of brings a tear to your eye -- a whole new generation of little consumers.'

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

"Thank heaven no, in this neighbourhood we only have major crime."

WC.

"I don't mind his p***s always being out. I do find his relentless suppression of the peasants a bit unseemly."

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

Guy comes to a funeral service with a bag of fried chicken.

In a bittersweet moment, Bill realizes he isn't actually the last person left on earth.'

'I see this period of my life as excellent training for the cashless economy of the future I hear so much about!'

'Just so you know: If this elevator breaks down, I have no problems cannibalizing your body for my survival.'

"It's all there. And because of the pressure to conform to social norms I've included a 20% tip."

"Do you ever worry that all the people we've hurt will get wise to us one day?"

You're blinking wrong...

'We are incompatible. I'm a woman, he's a sexist pig.'

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

He never could fit in.

"There's too much of this bloody political correctness these days, Norm."

"It started off as a marriage convenience, but we really learned to love each other."

Smartphone Abuse

'Shame on you, son! You can't go around looking like that!'

This lane reserved for average persons only.

Cosmetic Surgeon.