Societal Commentators Prints

"... two nations, under God..."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"And this is Nurse Frobisher who will be giving you guidance on your weight issues in a manner I can only describe as ironic!"

"Why is it yours are Love Handles and mine is a Muffin Top?"

Shooting range with sign reading 'Customers using our weapons to commit suicide will be prosecuted'.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support the Ex-Troops

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"You know, there are other emojis."

Press Freedom

Wifi in Hell

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

Our Two Parties, Explained

Critisize your weight.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Coronavirus Impact on Children