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"When big news breaks, do you find your sister's tweets a good source?"

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

The four housemen of procrastination

'He's a man of few works. He likes to talk, he just has a limited vocabulary.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Cyber Dream

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Working from home to-do list.

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Books vs mobile phones

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

Multiple personalities with blogs.

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

"...then click 'save settings', scroll down to 'done' and voila! You're on Facebook stalking Miriam's daughter's new husband."

I'm filling out my myface.com and I have a question. Rudy Park, tech genius, at your service. Should I pretend to be 10,12 or 26 years old? 32? I configure browsers, not fake personas! I think I'll play for the Broncos.

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

"It looked better on pinterest."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"Apparently it's demanding offerings."

Bubbies and technology

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Meet the Blogger - 1-3 AM.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I love to watch cat videos on the internet!"

To tweet, or not to tweet - that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the snark and the venomous replies of anonymous jerks

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Great, but where are all the books?"

RIP journalism