Socially Selective Adventurer Prints

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'Raping and pillaging, Seniors' Tour, 898AD.'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I thought you'd take up something like gardening in your retirement, not parkour."

Sticking out tongue

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I told you to sip it!'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'I looked into their eyes before I shot them, with my high-powered rifle, from half a mile away.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

Alcoholidays.

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Car driving towards a sign that reads "You are now entering The Holidays - No exits"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Just Breathe, and think to yourself, 'what does my heart truly desire?'"

"I wonder if I'd still have a paper route if I hadn't been born in the land of opportunity?"

"To continue with my recorded observations . . ."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Well look who decided to show up."

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

Zimmer frame for both dog and owner.

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"Honey, you're doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'Oh, that's Belford. At 90 years of age, it takes him two days to play 18 holes.'

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

'Martha, it's me...Please send out the kids to look for me.'