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'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

IMHOtep

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

A day at the races

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"Personally, I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables..."