Social Systems Explorer Prints

"Work harder. People on state benefits depend on you."

"Call me!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Auguste Comte

Social Welfare next!

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Larry David

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Shy Man at Party

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Heaven Has VIP

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

Silent Body Language

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."

Tempus fugit (Time flees)

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."