Social Studies Teacher Pillows

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

Statue of liberty wearing a plaster

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

Not many votes here.

"My third period class has to be mentioned in here somewhere."

"You want democracy? - Have you heard the news from America lately?"

Social studies.

New Immigration Policy of the United States

"You're living in a dictatorship!"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Math Teacher

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

"The school year is officially over, and the teachers won."

Thomas Cranmer

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

'Not without your helmet, you're not!'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'