Social Studies Examination Prints

Eddy Gurkenman - fully in tune with the zeitgeist

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

GCSEs

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"I'm a social scientist, Michael. That means I can't explain electricity or anything like that, but if you ever want to know about people I'm your man."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

Obama Yes We Can.

Good luck in your A Levels.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

A divided world.

Examiners.