'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'
Social Skills Advocate Mugs
Kickstart conversations with our social skills advocate mugs — featuring witty designs that inspire and amuse. Perfect for anyone championing better communication and connection.
Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.
"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."
How to Do Small Talk??!!
Inclusive family code in Cuba
"To show you how committed the company is to ending this strike, we are moving operations to Mexico."
'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'
Ouija Bored
"Please try not to offer expert analysis."
'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'
"There you are!"
I bet we would have been able to put you together again if all the king's schools hadn't cut all the king's shop classes.
"Light at the end of the tunnel!|
'Reinventing myself.'
'Guy, is that you?'
'You know how it is...look a little different and you're attacked by the status crows.'
"Waiter, our son is a tasteless schmuck!"
"Today's alpha-lesson is 'become a vapor.' Wherever you are, be it a broom closet or a baseball stadium, carry yourself as if your body fills the entire room. Greet people with your arms out wide. Have a wide stance. A booming laugh. A wide open smile. Becoming a vapor is the best and most legal way to mark your territory."
"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"
"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"
Socially awkward shipwrecks.
"I just feel like it's important NOT to make good eye contact when communicating."
"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink. Oh, doc, I'm so depressed. . ."
Charm...Offensive.
Donny - A dog of the 80's.
'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'
Finishing school takes an unmannered girl and gets her going in the right direction. Ah, a "coarse correction"!
Cow Udders and Famines.
"You should try to be more grateful. A lot of people go out of their way for you."
Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
Assertiveness Training Institute: 'What are you looking at?'
The Recession.
Focused only on short term goals.
My new year's resolution is to stop putting my foot in my mouth all the time
The Paul Ryan budget plan.
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