Social Service Pillows

William Booth

"Undervalued, your livelihood and sense of self worth threatened...constantly told you're a burden on the taxpayer....It would make anyone depressed!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

America, are we learning anything?

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Be kind"

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Handle With Care

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Litter Pick

Mental Health System Breakdown

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Human Rights for All

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Cuba applauds its doctors

social services cuts

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

New Marvel Heroes

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."