Social Security Systems T-Shirts

'No, you don't get a check because your computer is disabled.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Cuba applauds its doctors

Pre-Old Blues

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

Automation of Security

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

"Let's give him a few minutes to grieve. His idea of taxing the air taxpayers breath was rejected."

Exposed and imprisoned.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

Blind Justice with Missiles instead of Scales.

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Health care success #4

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"

Be thankful we didn't invest social security funds in the stock market.

'Mr. Schmenk will see you now...IN PERSON.'

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Safe under mattress.

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

CCTV on torture cage.

Facial Recognition Software Installed

"Maximum security prison"

'...I still the the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top!'