Social Security Pals T-Shirts

Social Security benefits are rising...But the system's runnin out of bread.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

The 3 Musketeers come undone.

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'If social security were privatized, the administration also suggested a name change to 'Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld holdings inc.''

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Golfer couple just married

"Frankly, your kindness and understanding are only making matters worse!"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

The End Of My Pen's Ink Supply Is Nea

'Hey, Dude - I'm getting the gaggle back together!'

Love in the pandemic

'Son, you've been a good tax deduction, but now you must join your kind in the work force and prop up my social security.'

'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'

"SARS...mad cow...monkeypox...they've brought us all closer together."

'So you're a cat person...'

'How thoughtful - he even got the dog a present.'

Friends With Social Security Benefits

'I remember when a social network meant a bar.'

"Abuelo, can we read the one about social security reforms again?"

Og get the first social security card

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

"You know, dude, you're my best friend. You may not be the coolest guy in the school. Or the most popular guy...or the smartest guy. But you're in school, you know? And you're all right."