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"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Copycats

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Support the Ex-Troops

International Women's Day

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

America, are we learning anything?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Out and In.

37 years in the same position.

Storm in the out tray

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Woman carries the world.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Here and There Trays

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"Morning, all!"