Social Scene Expert Mugs

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

"I'm on Facebook, dear. Do we want to friend this revolution?"

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

Bad Hare Day

'He popped the question last night. 'Who do you think will win the Cup?'

"I really like smart women."

Menu

'First, a disclaimer....still wanna dance?'

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

'Oh great! Look who's here. Like, we have a chance with these two girls now.'

The Middle-School Dance

'A little bird told me, and another little bird verified it.'

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

The Crowd at Epsom Derby

First Date: 'Using a ten year old photo on your dating profile is one thing, using a ten year old photo of a male model is quite another!'

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

Dept. of Traffic Disruption.

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

They're mostly harmless

A Man Hides From His Dance Partner At A Ball.

"He's old money, but, unfortunately, minus the money."

Return from a Suburban Party

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."

Hotel Mini Bar

Procedure - A Fact.