Social Scene Aficionados Prints

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Talk about old New York families—they bought their Warhols new!"

tbt

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"So when do we go online?"

'Damn early birds.'

Bad Hare Day

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

Busking Elephant

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Twitter Tweet'

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Sure, this is singles bar. I'm single, Roscoe here is single...

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

Dance Enthusiasts.

""Lets get a picture of the both of us."

The living stream at London Bridge.

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

They're mostly harmless

Return from a Suburban Party

'Don't mind Jacob. He was raised by dogs and is just committing you to memory.'

'Happy hour, drinks half price'

Twitcher

"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"