Social Restriction Survivor Prints

"Hi - I've pre-booked, had my temperature taken, sanitised my hands, got my mask on..."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Nonsense Poem

Sheltering in place.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

COVID Devotion

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

Eye, ear, nose, throat and loans to pay the bills.

Danger Noodle tho bored

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Covid-19 Caution

Tax grab.

"Nothing - he's ghosting you."

"Lock-downs have certainly contributed to our growth as a couple."

"Have you heard? This year they want us to be tenaciously scholastic even in the bathroom."

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"Transitioning from home to office again is more difficult for some than others."

"So working from home is no longer an option?"

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"I went so quickly from hating Mondays to hating days."

'Because in this economy you make a few compromises for job security.'

'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"