Social Responsibility Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I agree that racism is terrible, and I sympathize with your struggles, but Jesus Christ Larry, do we really have to talk about it?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Earth stove

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Ecology.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

The Female Brain and The Other One

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Recycling bottle bank.

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

COP29

'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Climate change santa...

'Is it organic?'