Social Power Mugs

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Like Minded

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'I guess I don't need to tell you that you got the job.'

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

'I know just how you feel. Sometimes I think I'm living on the wrong planet too.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'I enjoy the simple pleasures in life... A big office, a huge salary, firing people...'

'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

The Prisoner's Dilemma

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"Agreed then-I won't network you if you don't network me."

"McNab here is with our consensus engineering department."

"I deserve this and much, much more."