Social Policy Pillows

"The Benefits Agency is always willing to be flexible...but only under certain limited clearly defined circumstances."

The benefits agency is always willing to be flexible,but only under certain limited, clearly defined circumstances.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I've take a government handout not to grow any wool."

Republican politics!

Cleaner at Think Tank sweeps up thought bubbles at the end of the day.

Pulling the Insurance Industry

'No! Don't help her! If we help her, before you know it we'll have to help the children of illegal aliens and the homeless!'

"Hey - quiet down - can't you see we're conducting serious business here?!"

"Work harder. People on state benefits depend on you."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Our Two Parties, Explained

Trump leaving

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Roe v. Wade

Think Tank

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

'The recession is over, again.'

Economy

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Pennies for People, Billions for War

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."