Social Niceties Humorist T-Shirts

Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?

Ethics exam cheater.

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Guru.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

OM, SWEET OM

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Old men,"I have terrible trouble with my joints..the cannabis keeps falling out."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Moses' TV guide.

Om and Ommer

"Look, don't 'Amen' me, and I won't 'Amen' you."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'Your ten percent tip.'